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BUZZCUT FOR SENATE!
Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:19:03

OK, here it is!  The last blast from the Right for this year!

BUZZCUT FOR SENATE

MFX: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA

GARY:     This is Gary Buzzcut, Tea Party candidate for Senator.  Between my well–paid clandestine missions, people, some of them probably Russian spies, ask me, why should I vote for a former CIA op?  Here’s why – because I’m a trained, professional American asshole.  I get off on danger, violence and covert action.  I’ve paid off warlords and defused roadside bombs. I’ve told ‘em we should execute the Guantamano guys, and I know from personal experience that torture works very, very well. I had Bin Laden trapped in his cave but the General wouldn’t send in the Rangers, the shit–bag!  So if you want a blunt, confrontational, aggressive commando with an addiction to adrenaline down in Washington, get out the vote for me, Gary Buzzcut – I’m no cartoon hero – and I’ve got nothing to lose. This is Gary Buzzcut, and I’ve KO–ed this Mission.

PA:     Paid for by the Committee for a Compassion–Free America.

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