BUZZCUT FOR SENATE!
Sun, 31 Oct 2010 20:19:03
OK, here it is! The last blast from the Right for this year!
BUZZCUT FOR SENATE
MFX: HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
GARY: This is Gary Buzzcut, Tea Party candidate for Senator. Between my well–paid clandestine missions, people, some of them probably Russian spies, ask me, why should I vote for a former CIA op? Here’s why – because I’m a trained, professional American asshole. I get off on danger, violence and covert action. I’ve paid off warlords and defused roadside bombs. I’ve told ‘em we should execute the Guantamano guys, and I know from personal experience that torture works very, very well. I had Bin Laden trapped in his cave but the General wouldn’t send in the Rangers, the shit–bag! So if you want a blunt, confrontational, aggressive commando with an addiction to adrenaline down in Washington, get out the vote for me, Gary Buzzcut – I’m no cartoon hero – and I’ve got nothing to lose. This is Gary Buzzcut, and I’ve KO–ed this Mission.
PA: Paid for by the Committee for a Compassion–Free America.