LIMERICKS FROM THE EAST WING 1.2
Mon, 30 Nov 2010 02:00:00
SARAH PALIN
Ms. Sarah is typing a Tweet
"I would rather reload than retreat."
In the midst of the Twitter
"Comes this thought dark and bitter,
If I go for the gold I'll get beat."
NEWT GINGRICH
Newt Gingrich is wily and schrewd
"But I can't shake this terrible mood."
Should he challenge Obama?
"And face all of the drama,
When they trot out the two wives I've screwed?"
MITT ROMNEY
Hey, Mitt. for a man of your size,
"How'd I grow these incredable thighs"?
Excuse us for meddlng,
"Well, I got them backpeddling
It's all part of my right wing disguise".
GLENN BECK
MIKE HUCKABEE
Mike Huckabee's raking it in.
"Writing books, up on Fox talking spin".
He knows that his luck stops,
"As the man where the buck stops.
I'd rather get wealthy than win".
HALEY BARBOUR
Haley Barbour is porcine and swank.
"I can beat any cash hungry Yank".
Raising moolah's my hobby,
I'm the King of the Lobby
The Beltway is my private bank
TIM PAWLENTY
PAWLENTY is hardly a sage.
"They say my persona is beige".
But we'll just wait and see,
"If the new GOP
Is a T Paw-Ty coming of age".
MICHELLE BACHMANN
Michelle Bachmann is on for the ride.
"I adore being vicious and snide".
She tells lies and hurls zingers,
"I'm the Queen of Right Wingers
The Tea Party's Frankenstein Bride".
MUSICAL CHAIRS
Panneta is Pentagon bound,
To keep budgets and boots on the ground
They put four star Petraeus
On the CIA dais.
They're just moving the same drones around
JOHN Boehner
John Boehner is losing his sway
"Mitch Kantor, that dog, won't obey".
If he don't put that mutt down
D.C.'s gonna shut down,
And they'll have some real Hell to pay.
Obama has gotten his wish
Osama now sleeps with the fish.
The Prez is a winner.
When he goes to dinner,
There's no humble pie in his dish.