Tue, 26 Jul 2011 01:29:25
Rick Perry is saying, "Yo, ho!
The polls say I'm picking' up mo.
I think I can win, mates,
I'm the Gov who kills inmates.
Yeah, I'm ready to join the big show."
Pawlenty is folding up fast.
They've figured that geek out at last.
One day he's a hero,
Then reverts to a zero.
His hopes for the White House have passed.
Newt Gingrich has run out of luck.
He can't find a vote or a buck.
His followers' epihany,
Was his balance at Tiffany,
And his manner of, "Oh, what the fuck!"
The rumor that's come into play,
Is that Bachmann's plump hubby is gay.
If it's true what they posit,
That he's locked in the closet,
Do you think he can pray it away?
DARWIN'S LAST STAND
Rich Dawkins came up with a hunch;
Evolition was there in the crunch.
He drew on his easel,
And out popped a weasel,
Who feasted on Dawkins' free lunch.
One day, it was just on a whim,
He took shots of himself at the gym.
Then he Tweeted the pics
To his Las Vegas tricks,
Thank goodness, we got rid of him.
BABY, YOU JUST DRIVE THAT CAR
Manal Al-Sherif is a star
Just for driving around in a car.
But don't let me kid ya
There are dudes back in Ridyah
Who won't let that lady go far.